This post is dedicated to my dear friends Tim and Ambra who have so diligently waited for a place holder in my most random memory abyss. I thought long and hard about what I should post and what would be appropriate for a "wide" audience...I wanted to post part of the Hogan story, chapters 1-6 would have been a hoot. But so not appropriate! So I decided, there is nothing suited for a "wide" audience...
If you do not relate to this story, then stop right now...you won't get it and it won't be funny. If you know anything about Hogan or Sigma Delta Chi, then keep reading...you will laugh your ass off (Caution: do not critique the grammar, spelling, sentence structure, punctuation, or writing style in any way...the random thinking IS the story).
what about a grudge match with karla and mandy? can i get a shut up and drive and a little pasty arm outstretched for an advil? "so what do you know tim?" "well I know about reba" what about a hugo boss suit at a high school reunion (OH MY GOD TIM IS SMOKING)...what about benson? what about that gravy? can i get some constant craving, what about a hair brush? "I am doing good, I have 75 records" can i get some tuna helper at barbie's disco palace? what about frosty and clancy...what about some CDV's for cigarette money..."ya'll im a lesbian now""well im not"...should we make a reservation for dinner at the Holiday Inn? can I get a bean burrito spilled on my floor? ooohhh...what about STARRRRRR? what about monica lewinsky...those beads are dirty. What about dominique and darcy...oohh...what about mary? do you think she has ever done some hair flippin? what about a christmas party with Hurley in a formal gown? can i get a pacer record? what about LD? what about TT and some tutoring up at the mabel bassett?
What about some employment screening...and Ed's kid crying at the sound of Shawn Colvin..."no tango coffee"..."there's no paul on the walton's"...what about ruh girl? do you think THO would be proud...do you think stie can thieve some of amy's food? how much do we miss the riverbend pool? candice was the VERY BEST mont waitress...still have scars from mont bugs? "you say, i only hear want i want to, i don't listen hard, i dont pay attention to the distance that your running to anyone anywhere"..."are you the same girl that i went through hell for, do you remember my name?" what about junior mints and a broken shot glass at jimmy buffet...half price apps with an 89er's ticket stub only at La Roca..."it's marianne!" "hakuna matata" what about the omnipresent turbo-charged wheelchair and the omnipresent kappa alum? what about raspberry beer at interurban?...what about the thunderchicken? what about our server dave and curt hill? and most importantly, what about a turpin turtle?
Miss you guys!